W-Who th` hell would even ask that?!..
((so i`m making this an ask blog 8’D c`mon bother ol` SM guys! Make him feel uncomfy and piss him off more than he usually is!))
Your name is SOLEMN MORTICIAN.
But sometimes you like to be known as SMITH for some reason.
You are the city`s MORTICIAN a job most people would FROWN AT.You don`t really seem to mind the BODIES or the SMELL however.Your usually BOMBARDED with them after a certain GANG is on their usual RUN.But hey more WORK and MONEY for you yes?
When your not PLANNING FUNERALS or staring at CADAVERS your at the town BAR drinking like the DEVIL.Especially during happy hour,oh man it`s so FREAKING GREAT.You could spend ALL DAY at the BAR but there is WORK to do.Man do you hate the HANGOVERS that ensue the day AFTER though.You take a liking to EUROPEAN STRUCTURES and OLD GOTHIC TEMPLES.SIMPLISTIC STRUCTURES catch your interest A LOT.But you can`t help but also love the CITY LIGHTS and STREETS as well.
Your a pretty BLUNT man and usually spurt out things that are ON YOUR MIND.You OFFEND a lot of people with such a TRAIT but you don`t generally REALIZE it.Besides being BLUNT you have a SOFT SPOT for children and a slight CHIVALROUS SIDE for women.Except SLUTS and STUCK UP women,boy do those get on your LAST NERVE.You also happen to be quite the LOOPY DRUNKARD.Nothing seems to BOTHER YOU AT ALL when your BUZZED.You even randomly BURST OUT INTO TEARS in the middle of fucking NOWHERE.
You`re not a HUGE FAN of VIOLENCE but that doesn`t mean you can`t open a can of WHOOP ASS anytime someone ASKS FOR IT.When times like those call you can always count on your trusty CANE referred to as JUDGMENT DAY after the BIBLICAL TERM not the COURT TERM.
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But sometimes you like to be known as SMITH for some reason.
You are the city`s MORTICIAN a job most people would FROWN AT.You don`t really seem to mind the BODIES or the SMELL however.Your usually BOMBARDED with them after a certain GANG is on their usual RUN.But hey more WORK and MONEY for you yes?
When your not PLANNING FUNERALS or staring at CADAVERS your at the town BAR drinking like the DEVIL.Especially during happy hour,oh man it`s so FREAKING GREAT.You could spend ALL DAY at the BAR but there is WORK to do.Man do you hate the HANGOVERS that ensue the day AFTER though.You take a liking to EUROPEAN STRUCTURES and OLD GOTHIC TEMPLES.SIMPLISTIC STRUCTURES catch your interest A LOT.But you can`t help but also love the CITY LIGHTS and STREETS as well.
Your a pretty BLUNT man and usually spurt out things that are ON YOUR MIND.You OFFEND a lot of people with such a TRAIT but you don`t generally REALIZE it.Besides being BLUNT you have a SOFT SPOT for children and a slight CHIVALROUS SIDE for women.Except SLUTS and STUCK UP women,boy do those get on your LAST NERVE.You also happen to be quite the LOOPY DRUNKARD.Nothing seems to BOTHER YOU AT ALL when your BUZZED.You even randomly BURST OUT INTO TEARS in the middle of fucking NOWHERE.
You`re not a HUGE FAN of VIOLENCE but that doesn`t mean you can`t open a can of WHOOP ASS anytime someone ASKS FOR IT.When times like those call you can always count on your trusty CANE referred to as JUDGMENT DAY after the BIBLICAL TERM not the COURT TERM.
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